The Princess Diaries, Chapter 5, or "My goddaughter says something as profound as anything I've ever heard on ESPN."

A beautiful day in the Bay Area... me, Li (now 7) and Em (now 5) are all in the backyard at L's...

Em (to me and Li): "Let's play soccer."

Li: "Okay! What's the goal?"

Em: "The GOAL is to SCORE!"